Why should you date a male triathlete?

Since I’m single – this seemed like an appropriate thing to post.  I stumbled on it a few weeks back posted elsewhere; but it’s funny enough to warrant a repost.  It originated from cyclists, but I think it applies better to triathletes (since we’ve got to do the whole run thing after doing the bike bit – and we have to swim).

  • Balls of steel.
  • We can go for hours and hours, even when it hurts.
  • We know how to take it easy.
  • We know not to go really hard right from the beginning.
  • Smoother legs than you.
  • Skin tight lycra is really easy to take off.
  • Can you say perfectly sculpted legs?
  • Better power-to-weight ratio than a small car.
  • We don’t need booths to get our amazing tan…lines.
  • Perfect ass.
  • Diamond cut calves.
  • Incredible thigh definition.
  • Who else can perform for over 5 hours a day for 2 consecutive days?
  • When it gets hard, we find a rhythm and pound away.
  • We go hard and push until it gets even harder.
  • Some days we feel the need to attack, explore, and adventure.
  • We know that everything needs to be properly lubricated before it can be used to its full potential.
  • Even when we’re about to explode, we can always hang on a little bit longer.
  • We always have water bottles and snacks laying around for those those times when it gets real long.

It would only seem appropriate that one of the many female peeps who frequent this blog come up with a “Why should you date a female triathlete” version.


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  1. (to clarify, my sister doesn’t have a blog, i meant any female blogger :)

  2. Those had me cracking up. Great list. Audrey–I double dog dare ya.

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