The Cycle of Running

There are those ideas that are technologically impressive and useful – like the dimples on aero wheels to make you faster.  And then there are those ideas that you can do nothing more than shake your head at.  The following would fall into that particular category.  Behold – the bike treadmill:


Oh – but it gets better.  Really…way better.  Just check out the web site.  It touts features such as:

“The Treadmill Bike’s hard wearing belt offers a sure grip while protecting your feet from dirt and other contaminants commonly found on the earth’s surface.”

Really?  Exactly when in the, say, couple million year history of man has dirt ever been a problem?  Just saying’….

But fear not, it really does get even more orgasmicly amazing.  I present you with their promotional video:

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And with that, I rest my case.  Oh wait…did I mention it’s $2,500?  Now I really rest my case.


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  1. ROTFLMAO!!!

    Why was the camera man trying to hold back the laughter???

    Those spinner rims are the Shizzle??!!??

    Was it just me or didn’t the gal going down the ramp in the building eventually have to get off the thing to open the door and leave the building???

    Why did everyone look like they were almost going to fall off and crash on that thing???


  2. I will just buy running shoes and bike shoes. 🙂

  3. Anonymous

    I think that the joke is on you.

  4. Nat

    Wow. I can now safely say that I have seen it all. Amazing how creative people get to make some moola!

  5. only 25-hundred???

    who wouldn’t want to lay down that kinda cash for a contraption that is sure to impress everyone on the street….while they are laughing their butts off as you go by.

    sign me up

  6. one word: RETARDED!!!